Curious Buyer?

You have to read what the listing agent wrote in the text about a property for sale: “This one is ready for your most CURIOUS buyer.” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? As in “Curious George?” A curious buyer? ALL of my buyers are curious. I just do not understand it. They should be policed. This should not be allowed. I am embarrassed to send the listing to my “curious” buyers because they may be offended!

Oh, by the way, Happy 2012. I have been in MAJOR hibernation, and incubation mode – and now beebs number 2 is on the way, due in July! Number 1 is nearly 15 months old.

Curious Buyers Beware!

What’s a “Professional Ritter?”

The saga continues. I came across this language on another agent’s listing today:  

“Attention !! Beautiful private back yard with city light view. for professional Ritter or musician New gate, New garage, New paint, New drive way, New fence, New bedroom New bath New kitchen ALL NEW. 1276 front unit vacant 1274 back unit occupied and moving out and of march. will be update just like front unit.”

Will all of the professional “Ritters” out there please stand up!!!!!!!!!!!!

“use GPS”

How lazy can realtors be? Look at what this one put for “Directions” on a new listing in the MLS (Multiple Listing System):